Monday, April 29, 2019

Uchi No Maid Ga Uzasugiru! (Series rating: 9/10)

Kamoi Tsubame, former aircraft pilot of the JSDF, is looking for a job. But not just any job. What she wants most in the world is to take care of a young, white, little girl who has not started menstruating yet. And wouldn’t you know it? A job like that almost literally falls in her lap. Takanashi Misha has started acting out after the death of her mother. She’s scared off every single babysitter her father has hired. Pulling pranks, burning laundry, you name it, she’s done it. A former soldier will not be so easy to chase away though, especially one who was instantly smitten by the young girl and who is skilled in… everything. To put it simply, not even God Himself could keep Tsubame away from Misha, but that won’t stop Misha from trying to get rid of her.
So yeah, Tsubame is a total lolicon, but it’s worth mentioning that her attraction is not actually sexual. Not does she understand that her behavior is creepy as hell. While everyone around her is disgusted by the way she acts around Misha (and any other cute little girl), Tsubame is too busy taking care that nothing happens to Misha, even making sure no predators come near her. Ironic, I know.
All in all, this show is pretty funny but can be pretty sweet at times. While Tsubame is relentlessly annoying she does manage to bring Misha out of her shell, get her back into school and help her make friends.
PS: Some people have been complaining about the subs being too big, but nobody wants to provide a screenshot. So here’s how the subs look on my PC.

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Goblin Slayer (Series rating: 9.5/10)

Akkun To Kanojo (Series rating: 8/10)

Sunday, March 24, 2019

Nurse Angel Ririka SOS (Series rating: 10/10)

Ririka is just your average 10 year old girl. She spends time with her best friend Seya, and has a crush on her senpai. But little does she know that Kanou-senpai is actually an agent from another world sent here to save our planet from the evil of Black Joker. He is searching for the legendary Nurse Angel, the only one who can use the green vaccine to destroy the black vaccine used by Black Joker. And would you know it? Ririka just happens to be Nurse Angel.
If you haven’t figured it out, this is a magical girl series not unlike many before it, right? WRONG! This series is harsh. Before there was Madoka there was Ririka.
Ain’t no easy fights here. The dark side has unlimited supplies of the black vaccine but the green vaccine is very limited. And you ain’t finding any more. The battles are hard fought and nobody’s walking away without at least some pain. And guess what? Your family isn’t safe and the bad guys WILL go after them. The story starts off harsh but ends up fucking BRUTAL by the end. It’s a mahou shoujo as written by Nietzsche. Give the poor girl a break.
This show had a pretty high viewer count when it aired. Just one problem: it was the wrong viewers. The sponsor was a toy company who wanted to sell to kids. The viewers were mostly adults because the story was pretty girl and damn well written. Sponsors were not happy. Neither were the viewers, for the most part. The last two episodes just curbstomp your heart into the ground and then set it on fire.
PS: I am not that happy with the way this looks, but it’s DVD so there’s not much I can do about the encode. So as a one time deal, since I adore this show, I will be uploading a DVD remux of this. The .vob files with subs in .mkv. No encoding whatsoever.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Fate Apocrypha (Series rating: 7/10)

The Holy Grail War is a sacred battle between 7 masters. Each mage summons a servant from one of the seven classes and fight for the Holy Grail. The survivor will be granted a wish. While some servant classes are stronger then others anyone has a chance to win. So what happens if, before the war begins, you use politics, magic and trickery to get all seven masters on the same side and guarantee that the war ends in one hour, tops? Basically, the Holy Grail says “Fuck you!” and summons seven more masters and servants to fight with the first team of seven. Didn’t see that coming, huh, master planner. But wait, there’s more! Did you know there is an 8th class? You did? Avenger, you say? Sorry, wrong universe. Enter the Ruler class. A special class that needs no master (sort of) and who has the duty to observe the Holy Grail War to make sure the rules are followed. Spoiler: didn’t do a very good job this time. The Ruler class is basically the Saber class on steroids. And this particular Ruler servant is basically Saber with a flag. Since this war was fucked from the start, delve into a complete free for all as 15 characters duke it out for the grail, with more incoming.
This show is a bit of a mess, but an enjoyable mess. The story is a bit lackluster and the final antagonist is… pretty much a fanfic character who somehow got written into the story. But we do have some amazing battles, in particular Lancer of Red VS Saber of Black. GodDAMN was that beautiful, on an artistic level alone. So check it out, you might enjoy it. To be fair it’s not that much of a more clusterfuck then the main Fate series.

Subs by UTW, of course.
If you want the Netflix subs then download this and stick it in the same folder.!8FN22QLL!35WpKtx9d1-1nPeZ8MkwlSZCw3PiKIgTKGWIFSMYBvQ

elDLIVE (Series rating: 5/10)

Thursday, January 24, 2019